December 2011
68 posts
The Next Pixar Movie is Always Hidden in the...
laughingstation:
Examples.
1. Nemo in Monsters Inc.
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2. Mr Incredible in Finding Nemo
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3. Doc Hudson from Cars in The Incredibles
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4. Lotso in Up.
Mindfuck.
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come to the party...
it’ll be a lot more interesting with you
Some advice
God I don’t know….
Enjoy Life, whether its high or low
Work Hard, reach your goal
party hard, lose your toe
lol, lost my flow
don’t lose your bros
there’ll be there forever
unlike some hoes
Of Mel and Tippi: A woman has a close male friend.... →
ofmelandtippi:
This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, “You’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way.”
^ This is the rough equivalent to the guy going in for a job interview and the company…
This is what a dubstep bass drop looks like. →
funniest10k:
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ask twassblog numbers 1-100!!
I can’t’ anymore :(
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Watchtwasson123:
bunniesarefuzzy:
YES!
lololol
a-c-beach asked: hey :) thanks for what you said to my rant, im surprised anyone actually read all of that :P but i agree, no one deserves to have a friend like her! shes not a good person and im just starting to realize who my real friends are.. im glad some people actually care! so, just wanted to say thanks for making me smile:)
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purple-patios:
Anxious, confused, constantly abused by degenerate penises. She tries to hide all the hurt inside her vagina but that will only get worse until she confides in someone who cares to get her pregnant. “But there’s no one to turn to.” Thats just wrong, I’ve been standing (erect) right here all along.
-Eddie
dude…. wtf….
I AM
twasson123:
bunniesarefuzzy:
STARVING
In pain around my Penis
HOrny
TIRED N SHIT
Penis
Fucking stressed as shit about men
Pro
Me too, but how the fuck old are you?
Lax girls...
javichez:
They’re such sluts, gotta wear protection from now on….
WTFFFFF
twasson123 asked: How the fuck old are you?
The virus blogs...
They’re such sluts, gotta wear protection from now on….
We've been best friends for about 4 years now...
world-series-kinda-thing:
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I know I’m a stranger and probably won’t think my opinion as anything to think over, but I glad you’re not friends with her anymore. By what you said, you deserve friends who are better than her.
And don’t worry you will find those (if you don’t already have them) friends eventually.
twasson123 asked: If you were two athletes who were twins separated at birth, why didn't you find the other twin sooner? That's right. It's because you were both of the twins. Now with that settled what's your favorite color?
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This Might Be Why You Suck at Tennis
ifibelieveitdoesitmakeittrue:
The blogchez: In defense of Twass's accusation →
twasson123:
javichez:
I’m not responsible for the anon questions
though his business should be regarded in high admiration.
While I am dismay by your preposterous claim
I understand your reason for being inflamed
And your questions, while I believe they are above my me, I shall offer my opinion
in hopes that you…
Anonymous asked: nigs?
Anonymous asked: Dude are you popular or some shit? You a Quincy kid or something? lol
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In defense of Twass's accusation
I’m not responsible for the anon questions
though his business should be regarded in high admiration.
While I am dismayed by your preposterous claim
I understand your reason for being inflamed
And your questions, while I believe they are above me, I shall offer my opinion
in hopes that you find my words, as I am your friend, to be more then one out of a million.
First my response to...
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too tired...
I procrastinate in every way I can, god I like to ramble
I should start making plan, god I like to tumble
Not just in school but in life too, god I sometimes stumble
Stumble, bubble, crumble
I try rhyming to hard
Maybe I just tired,
Maybe I just need to be inspired
haha this is fun,
whatever
What should I do when I tell someone they spit on my food and they’re the one to get mad and call me a fool and,
threaten to slap me in the cheeks
because their volcano reached its peak?
no, What I will do is look at him and say
you have no right to get mad,
that I’m not his dad
and he should send his self-righteous ass
to someone who cares
